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DID YOU TRY TO COUNSEL THE BRIDE?
DR PHILIP YOHANSEN IS EUROPE'S
LEADING PRACTITIONER OF BILE CHANTING.
WELL, IT'S HALF AN HOUR LATER.
THESE DAYS, WE ALL NEED TO GET A BIT HANDY.
YOU PERSUADED CELEBRITIES TO WASTE THEIR TIME?
WHICH SHOWS SEVERAL OF HIS SONGS,
INCLUDING "SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK BLUES",
BECAUSE MY FRENCH REALLY WAS RATHER GOOD.
BAXTER'S AN ELVIS FAN
AND TOMORROW HE DIES LIKE A KING.
YEAH. IT WASN'T A GOOD PERFORMANCE.
I'M TAKING A SHOWER NOW...
WITH CLOUD AROUND IN THE SHAPE OF A WHORE.
- WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER!
- WELL, THAT SUITS ME JUST FINE.
SHOW ME. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS.
NOW HOLD THEM UP.
SINGING A SONG, A JOAN BAEZ PROTEST SONG.
THE BEST EVIDENCE OF ALL IS THIS -
A 'BOW STREET BASTARD' -
JOHN.
THERE'S THE HANGING. WELL DONE.
THEY'LL BE PLEASED WITH THAT.
THERE WAS TWO OF 'EM, TWO BISHOPS.
EUURGH... SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IN 1982, THERE WAS THE INCIDENT WITH A PIGEON.
IF YOU'VE GOT A HISTORY BOOK, THROW IT OUT.
BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS ANNOUNCED
THAT 4O MEMBERS OF ROYAL STAFF
SIX MONTHS?! FOR A JAM FESTIVAL?
AS THE NEWS BROKE,
TRADING ROOMS WERE PLUNGED INTO CHAOS,
THE IRONY IS THAT WHILE PEOPLE
LIE AROUND LIKE THE DEAD,