MR CRANE, CHOPPY WATERS FOR THE GOVERNMENT?
THE ISLAND WAS TOWED AWAY
AND HIDDEN UNDERWATER.
- CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME?
- YOU'D GO AND GET YOUR TICKET,
SEE THE HAIR?
IT JUST REMAINS FOR ME TO WISH YOU GOODNIGHT.
JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT FOR THE DAY'S NEWS,
WHO RETURNED
FROM HIS OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE AS A WOMAN?
THANKING YOU, LIVE FROM TOKYO,
WHERE IT'S 3.3O IN THE MORNING.
LISA, THE DRY-CALLING
IN THE WINDSOR AREA WAS VERY WEAK LAST WEEK.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- BUT I THOUGHT YOU... YOU LOOK ABOUT 14!
(ORGAN MUSIC)
WE'RE LOOKING TODAY AT SOUL REVERSAL.
GOOD OR BAD THING?
- LOOK, MY MONEY IS IN THE LOCKER.
- I CAN'T HELP YOU.
BUT WITH ALL ITS CORNERS ON THE INSIDE.
NEED ANY DENTAL WORK DONE?
FILLINGS, HYGIENE, ROOT CANALS? 25 QUID.
AFTER HE STOLE A DODGEM
FROM A FAIRGROUND IN ISLINGTON.
EVERY WEEK ON "IT'S YOUR BLOOD",
WE FEATURE AN ACTUAL BAD ACCIDENT
YOU'RE LIKE THE LONE RANGER ON TONTO.
ONE OF THE PEOPLE HE'LL BE
DOING THE KILLING TO IS RADIO 1 DJ MARK GOODIER.
WE WOULD HUM DURING HIS SERMON.
HE IS A KEEN COOK
AND IS FOND OF COLLECTING STAMPS.
BUT DIVORCING AMERICANS
ARE CAUSING COURTROOM CHAOS
NAKED AS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN,
FIGHTING THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
WISE WORDS FROM SYLVESTER STUART.
SPORT. ALAN, YOU'RE A WORD MAN, AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYTHING QUITE SUCH...