THE RITUAL OF THE BULLYING RITUAL.

I'M GAY. I'M GAY.

I'M SICK OF THIS. TREASURY, TREASURY, TREASURY.

HE'S EVEN HELPING HIM TO SPEAK.

CHRIS. SUMMARY. BUSINESS. CHRIS.

COMING UP -
500 MORE UNCLES LAID OFF IN DERBYSHIRE...

BBC MANDARINS ARE BLEATING AGAIN.

YOU GO WHAT?

IT KIND OF RESEMBLED THAT.

GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU SQUARES!

IT'S BEEN SOME WEEK, HASN'T IT, ALAN?

THE M5O IS CLOGGED - THAT'S NOT MY FAULT -

A SPECIAL TRUNCHEON, USED FOR BEATING SUSPECTS,

OH, IT WAS DREADFUL. OF COURSE IT WAS DREADFUL.

TO RECORD SOME BAD ECCLESIASTICAL HURTING.

- BOB MARINER, YOU MISSED THE PENALTY. WHY?
- YEAH, ALAN, IT WAS A BAD ONE.

DAY THREE, AND LESTER BECK PLACES A POWERFUL
NEW VARIABLE IN THE OFFICE ENVIRONMENT.

- HOW DO YOU FEEL?
- DISAPPOINTED.

THANK YOU... VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

- AND THEN AT HALF PAST EIGHT...
- JOHN FASHANU...

THIS "DAY TODAY" REMINISCIPACKAGE FEATURES
CONTEMPORARY MEMORIES AND FOOTAGE

# UZI LIKE A METAL DICK IN MY HAND

AT FIRST, CONCERN WAS FOR THE COMMUTERS,

- BECAUSE.
- BECAUSE I'M GAY? IS THAT IT?