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# SAY OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
YES, I THINK THAT MARTIN CRASTE AND I
CAN BE PRETTY SATISFIED. IT'S A GOOD DAY.
I'M JOINED BY CRISIS CORRESPONDENT SPARTACUS MILLS.
- CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME?
- YOU'D GO AND GET YOUR TICKET,
- HIT IT!
- DON'T CHEAT ON YOURSELF.
DENTISTS. TIME WAS WHEN DENTAL CARE... WAS FREE.
(CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT)
#JETL OOH-WOOHL OOH-WHOOL #
INVOLVING THE QUEEN PROCESSING TO NUMBER 1O
- ER, I...
- (ALL) ER!
I'M DOING 1OO 'CAUSE IT'S COOL TO DRIVE FAST.
OF COURSE IT'S COOL.
WHAT ABOUT SIGNIFICANT WORDS?
- CAN YOU SHOW ME?
- WHAT? ON YOU?
CHRISTINE, HIT ANTHONY.
THE LI NCOLNSHI RE VI LLAGE OF FLADNEY
IS RECOVERING FROM A GRAVITY QUAKE,
THE PLANES JUST SLOW DOWN AND STOP.
REAL EVENTS SHOT BY CHANCE ON AMATEUR CAMERAS
- YES.
- NO, YOU DON'T, PETER,
COMING UP -
500 MORE UNCLES LAID OFF IN DERBYSHIRE...
SI NN F
THEY ARE BACKING THE CAMPAIGN.
WITH THE SIGNAL STILL JAMMED BY THE DEAD BIRD,
THERE'S ONLY ONE HOPE NOW -
HE IS A KEEN COOK
AND IS FOND OF COLLECTING STAMPS.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
SEVERAL THOUSAND OF WHICH WERE REMOVED
FROM HER OVARIES IN 1953 AND HELD IN RESERVE.