MR PATTEN, WHAT ABOUT A WAR NOW?

- HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU SPEND?
- ABOUT SIX MONTHS.

YOU COULD RAISE MORE MONEY AUCTIONING DOGS!

DO YOU THINK THE PRIME MINISTER WILL LOSE?

- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
..."WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

- MORE DEATH... MENTAL AND...
- DEATH METAL.

WHO WERE ORDERED TO CEASE TRADING
BECAUSE OF BURPING. CHRIS.

THEN HE CAUGHT HIM BETWEEN THE EYES.
IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOOM!

HAS PLUNGED SOUTHERN EUROPE
INTO CRISIS BY KIDNAPPING CRETE

BACK NOW TO THE CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS.

WHICH MAY HAVE INVOLVED PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.

(GROANS)

THE PORTABLE CEMETERY SAVES WASTE.

IEADS A WOMB VIGIL AGAINST SYNTHETIC SIRING.

- I'M SORRY.
- NEXT TIME YOU CROSS THE ROAD, DON'T LOOK.

BILE CHANTING.

THE PESETA BURST OPEN AT FOUR.

AND IF YOU TAKE A CLOSE LOOK,
YOU CAN MAKE OUT A PIECE OF PIE THERE.

- WELL, LET'S DISCUSS THE FIGURES...
- NO, THIS REPORT IS A TISSUE OF LIES.

AND BOUNCING ELEPHANTIASIS WOMAN
DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH.

- STARTS LIKE THAT, ENDS UP LIKE THAT.
- (BARBARA) WITHIN THE WOMAN'S BODY?

I SAT DOWN, AND WE CHATTED A BIT.

- OW!
- GOOD.

AND OFFERS A RANGE OF HISTORIC REMEDIES
AT 21ST-CENTURY PRICES.