- (MUFFLED) I LOVE YOU.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

COFFIN BOFFIN TRAVIS HAS UNDERTAKEN
TO MANIMATRIZE COLIN AKAVITO,

25? GOT THE RIGHT CHANGE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

TO COMMEMORATE,
THE POST OFFICE HAS RELEASED A SPECIAL STAMP

GO ON, SAY IT.

ALL VOLKSWAGENS REGISTERED BETWEEN 1982
AND 1985 STAY GAY FOR ANOTHER FORTNIGHT.

AND THE THIRD HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY.

WHILE THE HEROES CELEBRATED,
THE UNATTENDED FLOCK CAUSED A PILE-UP ON THE M5

# PANTY SMILE #

WALES SHOULD START NICE, BUT OLD WEATHER
WILL DRIFT BACK, AND RAIN WILL BITCH DOWN.

THE BANK OF ENGLAND IS IN CHAOS
BECAUSE THE POUND HAS BEEN STOLEN.

IT SHOULD BE, BUT IT'S BLOOMIN' NOT.

A WATCH WE LATER FOUND
TO HAVE A DANGEROUS DESIGN.

JAPAN HAS SO FAR REFUSED TO COMMENT.

THE '60S SAW TELEVISION BREAKING TABOOS
AGAIN AND AGAIN,

AMERICA NOW, AND THIS REPORT.

SCIENTISTS ARTIFICIALLY CREATED
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES IN MICE.

- SINN F
- WHICH SUPPORTS TERRORIST ACTION.

JUST CUT IT OUT NOW!

LINE UP ALONG HERE, PLEASE...

A REPORT DESCRIBED CONDITIONS
AS "LIKE AN ABATTOIR IN A POWER CUT".

"THAT WE'RE SENDING THEM OUT ON TOUR ON A TRUCK.

IT'S EASY TO TELL IF SOMEBODY'S DEAD,
BUT HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU'RE DEAD?

HOW MUCH SHOULD IT BE REVERSED BY?