OUR REALITY EYEFEST CONTINUES
COURTESY OF A ST JOHN'S AMBULANCE UNIT,
AND SAY THAT ONCE MORE.
WITH ME, ALAN, IT'S COMFORT AND SPEED EVERY TIME.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
..."WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
WE'RE LOOKING TODAY AT SOUL REVERSAL.
GOOD OR BAD THING?
BECAUSE I'VE WITNESSED BARE-KNUCKLE BOXING
IN A BARN IN SOMERSET ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO,
"THE DAY TODAY" - NEWS FROM TELLY TO BELLYL
PUT DOWN THEIR GUNS
AND JOINED IN PEACEFUL COMMUNE.
WHO BAXTER BLASTED IN THE PAST.
WITHOUT EQUIPMENT OR BASIC SURFACES.
T OP GITS TONIGHT -
YOU PERSUADED CELEBRITIES TO WASTE THEIR TIME?
THE PESETA BURST OPEN AT FOUR.
I THINK SANCTIONS IS RATHER PREMATURE TALK.
DENTISTS. TIME WAS WHEN DENTAL CARE... WAS FREE.
I'VE USED AN ILLEGAL DENTIST.
IT'S HARDLY A CRIMINAL OFFENCE...
ARE YOU LEVELLING THOSE ACCUSATIONS
AT HERMAN THE TOSSER?
OF COURSE I'M NOT.
MARTIN CRASTE KNOWS THAT FULL WELL.
A HUMAN... BARKS.
(WHISTLES AND CALLS OUT)
AND LOU REED WAS A SAINT.
RIGHT. THERE.
MORE DEATH METAL AND BELGIAN HOUSE.
FINALLY, THE CAPITAL, WHICH IS LONDON.
WORSE THAN EVER, I'M AFRAID.