- THANKS, CHRIS.
- TAKE HER FACE OFF THE MONITOR!
WHO WERE ORDERED TO CEASE TRADING
BECAUSE OF BURPING. CHRIS.
LOTS OF CARS BEING SLOWED DOWN
BY THEIR OWN LIGHTS.
THIS IS PRETTY HISTORIC STUFF.
A FUTURE OF UNBRIDLED HARMONY? AUSTRALIA?
I 'M AFRAID THAT THESE PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT
OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCES ARE CONGENITAL LIARS.
IN 1977, NO ONE DIED.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE NATUS.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL RIDE THE DERBY ON A COW...
WHICH WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME.
THE RED ROUND, YELLOW ROUND,
BLUE ROUND AND RED ROUND AGAIN.
# HANDS UP, BABY, HANDS UP
SAME TIME - NINE O'CLOCK,
TOMORROW EVENING ON BBC2.
THE MEASURES HAVE BEEN IN OPERATION
SINCE MONDAY AND ARE PROVING SUCCESSFUL.
IN "ALAN PARTRIDGE'S WORLD CUP COUNTDOWN TO '94".
WITH 9O, 18O, 27O OR 36O...
..AN ABSOLUTE (EXPLOSION) DISGRACE.
IN 198O, SOMEONE DIED.
- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A BLEEDIN' WORD!
- HE WANTS A THICK EAR.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. THAT'S AWFUL.
- SHOULD CLAMPS BE ILLEGALISED?
"ENVIROMATION", FROM ME, ROSY MAY.
THAT'S RIGHT! GOLLY!
- ARE YOU REALLY 33 YEARS OLD?
- 33. THAT'S RIGHT.
COMES DOWN, BANGS HIS HEAD AND IN.
- I'M WITH MR CRANE...
- (CHRIS) EVERYTHING I JUST SAID