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AT OREGON'S MANIMATRONICS CENTER, DR TRAVIS
DAVELEY FLESHED OUT BAXTER'S UNUSUAL REQUEST.
AND HOW'S A COBWEB GOING TO DIG YOU
OUT OF YOUR NUMERICAL MESS?
TO BLOODY THE NOSES OF THE GREAT AND GOOD.
LINE UP ALONG HERE, PLEASE...
THE AMERICAN SERIAL KILLER CHAPMAN BAXTER
IS TO BE EXECUTED TODAY BY HIS LAST VICTIM.
- WELL, LET'S DISCUSS THE FIGURES...
- NO, THIS REPORT IS A TISSUE OF LIES.
THEY'VE JUST SWALLOWED SANCTIONS,
NOW THEY'RE BURPING THEM IN YOUR FACE!
THAT'S "THE DAY TODAY".
9PM TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL START AGAIN.
BECK TAKES THE TEAM OUT INTO THE FIELD
TO TEST PURCHASING TECHNIQUES.
OR QUIET AREAS
LIKE CHURCHES, CHURCHES, CHURCHES?
...AND A HANDSHAKE FROM MICHAEL HESELTINE
FOR THE CHILDREN HE IS ABOUT TO SHOOT.
I COULDN'T TAKE SUCH A DECISION WITHOUT
REFERRING TO CHRIS PATTEN IN HONG KONG.
- DO THEY FEEL DIFFERENT?
- YES.
AS FINANCE MINISTERS AGREED
NEW QUOTA RATES WITH THE UNITED STATES.
35,OOO JOBS IN ONE FELL SWOOP. GONE!
NEWS! LONDON TRANSPORT SAY THEY MAY
HAVE TO CLOSE THE UNDERGROUND SYSTEM
- NO.
- HAS EVERYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS ABOUT ANTHONY?
THE WORKERS LEARNED OF THEIR FATE
AFTER CHURCH ON SUNDAY.
THE M4 BETWEEN READING AND LONDON IS SOLID.
SHE MIGHT FIND HERSELF CONSIDERABLY BETTER OFF...
TWO COMMUTERS JUMPED HIM LIKE RAPTORS
AND THREW HIM ABOARD.
JOHN FASHANU...
YES.
WHILE WALKING HER BROTHER
ON WANDSWORTH COMMON.