- DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
- OH, YES.

AND WHY HE LIKES PULLING THE LEGS OFF DOGS
AND SHOOTING FOREIGNERS.

- (MUFFLED) I LOVE YOU.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES?
- YES. YES.

AND ON ONE OCCASION, I WENT DOWN TO THE POOL

DOCTORS SAY THE ONLY TREATMENTS
THEY CAN OFFER SO FAR ARE RUBBISH.

COULD YOU HOLD THE MICROPHONE
AND I'LL JUST SHOW YOU?

CARRIES A SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN TO CONSTITUENCY
MEETINGS, CORNERS CHILDREN IN PARKS

# SO PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT'S IN THE GROUND #

INSIDE THOSE TIGHT LYCRA SHORTS,
WHICH HAVE BECOME HIS TRADEMARK...

BY ORDINARY MEN AND WOMEN WHO, TWO DAYS AGO,

GOING AT 5O, 6O, 7O! THE WIND'S IN MY HAIR... 8O!

...AND MANCHESTER POLICE POWERLESS
AGAINST NEW WEAPON MENACE.

THE LAW.

(DISTANT FANFARE)

- IS THAT WORTH SIX MONTHS OF YOUR TIME?
- I THINK!

- THE IRA ARE FORCED INTO THIS POSITION.
- SO, YOU SUPPORT THIS CAMPAIGN OF VIOLENCE?

THERE'S GROWING EVIDENCE THAT SUSPECTS HELD
IN POLICE CELLS ARE BEING EATEN BY POLICE.

THE HALL FAMILY OF LINCOLN HAVE AGREED
TO HAVE CAMERAS IMPLANTED INTO THEIR FACES

A BALANCED VIEW FROM THAT? IN A CHIMP'S COCK.

I ALWAYS BEEN POOR,
NEVER DONE NOTHIN' WITH MY LIFE,

WERE CONTENT TO SIT OPPOSITE EACH OTHER IN SILENCE,

I'M DOING 1OO 'CAUSE IT'S COOL TO DRIVE FAST.
OF COURSE IT'S COOL.

I CERTAINLY AM.
NOT KEEN ON THOSE THAT BREAK IT, THOUGH.