"ROK TV", WATCHED THE WORLD OVER
BY SUPERSTARS LIKE ELTON JOHN,

THE BIGGEST LAY-OFF IN AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL HISTORY.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THEM,
IF YOU WERE RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THEM?

HE'S GOT HIS BON JOVI POSTERS,
SHARON STONE, THE RED SOX...

FLOWERS!

BRANSON'S CLOCKWORK DOG CROSSES ATLANTIC FLOOR...

THE ATMOSPHERE HERE HANGS HEAVY,
LIKE A BIG SMELL -

PERHAPS... YES, I THINK SO.

ON NOW TO OUR MAIN VISUAL SPLASH,

YOU HEAR ME? LET'S GET TV BANGING,
MUD FAR... MUD THE FAR CUSS.

WRESTLING... I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE SEEN "WOMEN IN LOVE",

SO WE HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH ME UNDERSTANDING
EVERYTHING HE SAID AND ANSWERING HIM,

BUT ARE NOW FACING EXTINCTION.

(WHISTLES)

WHOA! YEAH.

AS THE NEWS BROKE,
TRADING ROOMS WERE PLUNGED INTO CHAOS,

HE JUST GETS ON WITH IT. LET'S DIP INTO HIM NOW.

THAT'S RIGHT! GOLLY!

PEOPLE HERE ARE LITERALLY BURSTING WITH WAR.

AND I'M SURE SHE'D FIND
THAT BY GETTING HOLD OF FAMILY CREDIT,

DESPITE A CREEPING BID
FROM CONNECTED BREATHDUMPS AT FOUR.

NO, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS - DEFENDING YOURSELF.

THE AIR NOW IS THICK WITH WHAT THEY CALL HERE
THE "ELECTRIC CORNFLAKES".

TV IS THE MOST UNKINKING, UNHAPPENING