IT'S "MRS HENNETY" TO YOU.

PERHAPS... YES, I THINK SO.

ALAN PARTRIDGE IS AT MARPLE FOR THE RACES.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING?

BARBARA WINTERGREEN, CBN NEWS,
AT THE NATUS INSTITUTE, CALIFORNIA.

AND THEN THROUGH TO ROUND TWO.

SPORT, BUSINESS, WEATHER
AND THE LATEST IN THE WORLD OF POLITICS.

# PANTY SMILE

I HAVE A CHILD ABOUT HIS AGE MYSELF.

AND HOW'S A COBWEB GOING TO DIG YOU
OUT OF YOUR NUMERICAL MESS?

THE DENTIST MANAGED TO ESCAPE ON A NEARBY
YACHT, BUT THE DENTEE WAS LESS FORTUNATE.

FLORIDA STATE PENITENTIARY, AND KILLER
CHAPMAN BAXTER HAS DUG DEEP INTO HIS PAST

AND ALL CLOCKS WILL BE RESET TO 00000.

MEN AND WOMEN HERE
WANDERING AROUND LIKE ANTS ON AN ANTHILL.

ARE YOU LEVELLING THOSE ACCUSATIONS
AT HERMAN THE TOSSER?

WE ARE BEING FORCED TO SWALLOW
THE ROTTEN EGG OF AN ANGRY POLITICAL GOOSE.

I WAS GUTTED. I LOVE THOSE LITTLE TOUCHES -

BY WHAT DEGREE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SOUL REVERSED?

THIS MAN'S MADE A BIG-SCALE COCK-UP!

COMING UP, MICROTOMETERCANDYHELL.
FIRST A LOOK AT PROGRAMMES TONIGHT ON BBC2.

NO, MA'AM. THE KING DID THAT
BY DYING ON THE JOHN IN A BIG NAPPY.

- I WILL MAKE A FULL STATEMENT NEXT WEEK.
- IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. DID YOU LIE?

IN SEVEN HOURS, THE FIRST OF 30 FULL-SIZE
DUPLICATE JAPANS WILL BE SWITCHED ON,

SUZANNA GEKKALOYS HAS BROKEN THROUGH
TO THE FRONT LINE.

THE SAME WENT FOR CHANNEL 4'S "KIDDYSTARE",