AND SOMETHING TO REVERSE IT ON LIKE THIS...

TO GIVE US A UNIQUE VIEW OF FAMILY LIFE.

NOW COMMENTS FROM YOU, THE PUBLIC,
IN "SPEAK YOUR BRAINS".

SHE LEFT YOU. SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU WERE SUFFERING.

I WENT OVER TO FRANCE AND I MET THE FRENCH
FOREIGN MINISTER WHO SEEMED QUITE IMPRESSED,

- HOW DO I?
- HOW DO YOU RIDE A HORSE?

(MAN'S VOICE) I BEGAN MY EXPERIENCE
AS A MAN, BUT I LEFT AS A WOMAN.

BEING SUNG AS LONG AGO AS 1947
BY THE SINGER-SONGWRITER GEORGE FORMBY.

THESE BRAVE PEOPLE ARE NOW SLEEPING,
BUT THEY KNOW THAT TOMORROW

ON "THE DAY TODAY" TONIGHT -

TO HIGHLIGHT THE PLIGHT OF BRITAIN'S JAILS.

MR B, MAKE US SMILE
ABOUT THE BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD.

- SCRATCH ON THE NAME...
- # WRITE THE NAME ON THE STONE

HE'S MADE A PIG'S EAR OF YOUR FACE.

PULL DOWN THE BLINDS!

IT'S NOT KNOWN WHO CONDUCTED THE KILLINGS,
BUT PRINCESS MARGARET MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED.

JUSTICE.

WHA?

SECONDS AFTER MR MAJOR'S DEPARTURE,

THAT'S RIGHT, CHRIS. MASS REDUNDANCY
ON AN UNPRECEDENTED SCALE.

- BACK TO YOU, CHRIS.
- THANKS, VALERIE. GREAT.

ADOPTING THE REGULATION HAIRCUT
AND ACTIVITY PROGRAMMES.

IT'S NOT "ANGE" ANY MORE, ACTUALLY.

THERE WAS A MAN, A FRIENDLY MAN,
IN A SUIT, WITH GREY HAIR.