ANYBODY CAUGHT SPEEDING
CAN BE SHOT IN THE CHIN, SO AVOID THAT, TOO.

(OFFICER) OK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE NHS?

- CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME?
- YOU'D GO AND GET YOUR TICKET,

LET'S GO BURN SOME RUBBER.

TIGHTNESS TWO OR TIGHTNESS THREE?

- WHAT?!
- (ANGE) IT'S GUY. HE'S BEEN ATTACKED!

WE'VE WORKED HARD.
WE'VE GIVEN HIM HIS OWN ROOM.

THEY'RE DOING THREE,
TWO AND FOUR LATER IN THE WEEK.

...AND I THINK THERE ARE VERY MANY YOUNG PEOPLE
WHO ARE TURNED OFF BY THAT VIOLENCE,

...AND NEW ANTI-SHOPLIFTING MEASURES
FOR A B&Q STORE IN BRACKNELL.

STEPHANIE! STEPHANIE!

TODAY, HE WAS SEEN
TO LEAVE HURRIEDLY AFTER JUST 17 MINUTES.

ALAN! SPORT!

THE INSIDE OF THE DOG IS DESTROYED,
BUT THE OUTSIDE STAYS THE SAME SHAPE.

ARE ANTON AND LALLY SAMPSON.

IN CUSTODY BATTLES FOR THEIR BELOVED DISK.

WE ARE BEING FORCED TO SWALLOW
THE ROTTEN EGG OF AN ANGRY POLITICAL GOOSE.

TAKING A STANDARD SOUL LIKE THAT

- GIVE ME A KEY!
- YOU'D BETTER GET OFF TO YOUR OFFICE.

THIS IS THE NEWSL

20 MINUTES LATER,
HE MANAGED TO GET OFF AND TRIED TO ESCAPE,

THERE WAS A COMMOTION UP IN THE RAFTERS.

THE AMERICAN SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOR 4
SETS OFF TONIGHT ON ITS SPECIAL STUNT MISSION.

INVOLVING PERFECT REPLICATION
OF CITIES AND PEOPLE AND CHILDREN.