BY WHAT DEGREE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SOUL REVERSED?

WHO REMOVE HAIR FROM THE TRACKS.

THIS IS ST BARLEY'S CHURCH IN COVENTRY.

THAT THE POUND WAS ONLY VULNERABLE

AND OFFERS A RANGE OF HISTORIC REMEDIES
AT 21ST-CENTURY PRICES.

TONIGHT, WE SEE A CUPFUL
OF THE THOUSANDS OF UNATTRACTIVE EVENTS

HAPPENED TO STRIKE IN TIME
TO EACH SMASH OF THE BAT.

THE CHAMPIONSHIPS START TONIGHT,
BUT HERE'S WHAT I DID THIS MORNING.

FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THE RAIN THERE
NOT QUITE REACHING THE GROUND.

CBN'S BARBARA WINTERGREEN REPORTS.

- HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO RAISE?
- WE HOPE TO RAISE AT LEAST

- (ALL) ER!
- I'M SORRY. WE'VE GOT A PIG IN THE OFFICE.

LIBYAN TUGS STOLE CRETE
AT TWO O'CLOCK THIS MORNING.

OK. LET'S MAKE...

- NO.
- HAS EVERYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS ABOUT ANTHONY?

SIX MONTHS?! FOR A JAM FESTIVAL?

ANOTHER TIME, HE PUT BLEACH IN MY SHAVING CREAM,

SO YOUR FAST, SPEEDY SPORTS CAR
NO USE TO YOU TONIGHT, CHRIS.

THANKS, CHRIS. QUICK ROUNDUP OF TODAY'S
GAYNESS, STARTING WITH THE ROADS.

WITH 9O, 18O, 27O OR 36O...

THOSE ARE THE HEADLINES. HAPPY NOW?

I'M JOINED BY OUR POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT
COLLIN HAYE. A BAD DAY FOR THE GOVERNMENT?

IS THAT COOL?

TO ROAST EVERYBODY WITH HIS POMPOSITY PISTOL.