# I'M WISHING ON A STAR... #

BACK TO THE WAR, AND AMID
WHAT THEY CALL THE "FLYING SCISSORBEANS",

- THIS IS WAY OVER THE TOP.
- YOU'RE BEING INAPPROPRIATE?

HELLO, CHRIS. HERE IN MOSCOW,
IT'S RUSSIA'S CHRONIC NUCLEAR WASTE PROBLEM

...AS HE'S AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN TO ME.

# COP F... BITCH F... COP F... MOTHER...
BITCH F... COP BITCH F... COP MOTHER...

- 35,OOO?
- YES.

TO HIGHLIGHT THE PLIGHT OF BRITAIN'S JAILS.

BUT TO MANY WITHIN THE CHURCH,
THERE IS ANOTHER RITUAL -

- HENCE THE BUMPINESS!
- YEAH!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU SQUARES!

- DOWN YOU COME.
- JOHN? JOHN?

"THE DAY TODAY" - THE LAST SCINTILLA
OF DOUBT JUST RODE OUT OF TOWN.

THE STEEL VULTURE OF BEELZEBUB WAS NOW JUST
SECONDS AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN'S SOFT HEADS.

- ONLY BECAUSE YOU LANDED IN A STOMACH.
- IT WAS A COWY NIGHT FOR THE POUND.

PLEASE CONTINUE...

DUE TO AN INFESTATION OF HORSES.

- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
- I'D HOLD THEIR THROATS.

OUR REALITY EYEFEST CONTINUES
COURTESY OF A ST JOHN'S AMBULANCE UNIT,

MR TAY... OI!

"THE DAY TODAY" -
GAME WARDEN TO THE EVENTS RHINO.

WELL, WHILST DRIVING LIKE SHE WAS
MAY BE BIG AND CLEVER ON THE RALLY TRACK,

NEWS.

WE HAVE A CATALOGUE OF EXAMPLES OF HOSPITALS
MANUFACTURING OUT-OF- BODY EXPERIENCES,