- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. THAT'S AWFUL.
- SHOULD CLAMPS BE ILLEGALISED?

THE... I'M THE OFFICE MANAGER. I'M RE... ER...

THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THIS YEAR'S
WORLD CUP FINALS IN AMERICA

HAVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENCE?

DAVID OWEN EMERGES SHATTERED
FROM OLIVER REED...

- ISN'T THAT RATHER STUPID?
- I DON'T THINK SO. IT'S ALL IN A GOOD CAUSE.

YOU MEAN 35 HUNDRED WORKERS HAVE BEEN SACKED.

(REPORTER) WHAT WAS THE FOOD SITUATION LIKE?

- ROY, ROY! CALM DOWN!
- I AM CALM! DON'T YOU...

SHE MIGHT FIND HERSELF CONSIDERABLY BETTER OFF...

THERE'S THE HANGING. WELL DONE.
THEY'LL BE PLEASED WITH THAT.

I'D PROBABLY STAB HIM WITH THIS KNIFE.

LISA, THE DRY-CALLING
IN THE WINDSOR AREA WAS VERY WEAK LAST WEEK.

YEAH, GO ON. YOU GO, AN' ALL.

IF WE RELEASED A LIVE PIG INTO THE OFFICE,
HOW WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO COPE? LISA?

I 'M AFRAID THAT THESE PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT
OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCES ARE CONGENITAL LIARS.

# PANTY SMILE

AND OUTSIDE THE NATUS INSTITUTE,
WOMEN 'S LEAGUE PROTESTER THEA PEACHMAN

IT WAS A BELTER OF A SEASON FOR ATHLETICS.

- STICK YOUR CHISEL IN YOUR SALAD SPINNER...
- PLUNGE IT INTO THE MOUND...

JUSTICE.

PETER O'HANRAHA-HANRAHAN IS WITH
THE MINISTER FOR SHIPS, MICHAEL CRANE.

IN WHICH 430 PEOPLE WERE INJURED.

BECAUSE... NORMAL PEOPLE...