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- IT SOUNDS TO ME...
- IT SOUNDS TO ME, TOO.
IT'S A CAMCORDER - WE CAN SHOW YOU
EACH WEEK ON "IT'S YOUR BLOOD".
HELLO, CHRIS. HERE IN MOSCOW,
IT'S RUSSIA'S CHRONIC NUCLEAR WASTE PROBLEM
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO CHOKE.
THEN HE RAN ALONG THIS PEW...
WE NEED TO BE HUMAN.
- IT WAS OVER IN AN INSTANT...
- YOU LOOKED REALLY STUPID.
ANOTHER VICTIM
OF WHAT THEY CALL THE "DESERT CONFETTI".
UM... BEFORE WE GO, JUST TO EXPLAIN -
THIS CAMERA WILL BE WATCHING MY FACE.
- IT'S 35 HUNDRED. YOU'RE RIGHT...
- PETER, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING MORE.
CONDITIONS ON THE TRAIN STUCK ON THE LINE
FOR TWO DAYS IN HAMPSHIRE HAVE DETERIORATED.
IN 1979, FUNDING FOR THE NHS
STOOD AT OVER 1O BILLION POUNDS.
IT'S A MESSY BISTRO, WITH A BAD NAME
FOR SOILING ITS CUSTOMERS' CLOTHES.
DEFINITELY, YEAH.
THERE'S THREE SIMPLE VOICES.
FIRST IS A KIND OF GENERIC VOICE.
BUT OXYMACGEE FLEW BACK A NINTH,
NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE, BUT THESE
FIGHTING MEN, MOVED BY THE ANIMAL'S PLIGHT,
WELL... DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE
FOR A GAY MAN TO LOVE A WOMAN?
# AND THE COMFORT YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S A SPECIAL DESK OF SPORT,
WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC, IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD
TO STOP PEOPLE SCREAMING.
# GIVE ME YOUR HEART, GIMME, GIMME
TO COMMEMORATE,
THE POST OFFICE HAS RELEASED A SPECIAL STAMP
IS THAT COOL?
ALAN PARTRIDGE IS AT MARPLE FOR THE RACES.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING?