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ONE SAID MR MAJOR EMERGED WITH
A RED MARK ACROSS HIS FACE AND BLEEDING LEGS.
A CUBE...
BEING SUNG AS LONG AGO AS 1947
BY THE SINGER-SONGWRITER GEORGE FORMBY.
NOW WITH THE REST OF THE NEWS, CHRIS.
- HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU SPEND?
- ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
THIS WEEK'S GUEST IS RICHARD BRANSON.
PETER O'HANRAHA-HANRAHAN IS WITH
THE MINISTER FOR SHIPS, MICHAEL CRANE.
LET ME SPEAK TO HIM. PUT YOUR EARPIECE
NEXT TO HIS HEAD AND STAND STILL.
THERE SHE IS. CAN YOU SEE HER AT THE TOP?
AND ON ONE OCCASION, I WENT DOWN TO THE POOL
WELL, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU ROUND THE COURSE.
WELL, I FEEL HE'S MADE
A VERY WORTHWHILE CONTRIBUTION...
YES OR NO? FIND OUT TONIGHT ON BBC2.
WHO BAXTER BLASTED IN THE PAST.
TIME FOR SPORT WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.
THAT COMMENTARY WAS BRILLIANT LAST NIGHT.
THE M5O IS CLOGGED - THAT'S NOT MY FAULT -
THEY'VE GOT A DAYTIME DISCUSSION SHOW THERE
DEVOTED TO IT. IT'S CALLED "BELLA BURETTI"
MR TAY... OI!
COME ON, PETEL
BACK ON YOUR FEET. YOU CAN CATCH UPL
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS -
DON'T TOUCH DADDY'S CAR. TURN IT OFF.
WE AIN'T GONNA GO TO NO ALTAR.
I'D PRESS THEIR WINDPIPE.
IN THE STATES, WE DRIVE SLOWER THAN YOU GUYS.
TO REVAMP THE PEOPLE AND OFFICES
OF CLUBROX CHEMICALS IN WINDSOR.