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COMING UP - NEW EXPLOSIVE SUSS LAWS MEAN
ANY DOMESTIC DOG IS NOW A POTENTIAL HAZARD...
THEY'VE PROBABLY BEEN SICK, TOO.
..AN ABSOLUTE (EXPLOSION) DISGRACE.
- YES.
- OR ANYTHING ELSE? CLOTHS?
"IT'S HENNETY'S FAULT."
- I'M WITH MR CRANE...
- (CHRIS) EVERYTHING I JUST SAID
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES...
BLINKING. IN ENGLAND, OVER 700 MILLION HOURS
A YEAR ARE SPENT BLINKING.
THEY SHOULD REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE WOMEN
- THE EGHAM ACCOUNT?
- I'LL DO IT ON THE SAME DAY.
MR WEMBY'S WEEK OF HELL
ENDED AT 11.3O THIS MORNING
THANKS.
- YES.
- WELL, WHO?
- GET A KNIFE! LET'S KILL IT!
- (ANTHONY) STOP IT!
- HI, ALEX.
- OH, HI, MARIA.
THE IRONY IS THAT WHILE PEOPLE
LIE AROUND LIKE THE DEAD,
MARKING THE END, PERHAPS,
OF THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN MAN AND DOG,
THE FOUR HOUNDS EXPLODED
IN CENTRAL LONDON WITHOUT WARNING
THE WALL OF CHEOPS' PYRAMID AT GIZA,
AND THE HANDLES OF 400 MILLION PETROL PUMPS
ACROSS THE GLOBE.
AND SAY THAT ONCE MORE.
FOOD WAS PLACED ON A SHELF
ABOVE THE COMATOSE MICE.
- YES.
- BLANKETS?
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