THE RED ROUND, YELLOW ROUND,
BLUE ROUND AND RED ROUND AGAIN.
AND WHEN WE KISS, THAT COMPLETES THE CIRCUIT,
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
# HANDS UP... #
WHICH I PUT ON AND PARADED AROUND,
# PANTY SMILE
(CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT)
THE SUMMARY, THEN... COOL-SHOWERS-WET,
COOL-SHOWERS-WET, COOL-SHOWERS-WET...
I WAS FILLING IN A PUZZLE AND I HEARD THE NOISE.
- THANKS, CHRIS.
- TAKE HER FACE OFF THE MONITOR!
THE "DAILY MIRROR" -
"FLEETWOOD MAC BURIED IN DOG AVALANCHE."
MR B, MAKE US SMILE
ABOUT THE BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD.
WE'VE BEEN ISSUED WITH THESE NEW SHIRTS,
THE "DAILY MAIL" -
"CHILD MADE OF PAINT WINS BY-ELECTION."
THEY DROVE A WHITE MONTEGO.
HELICOPTER POLICE GAVE CHASE,
- # I KNEW THAT SHE'S A...
- # SHE'S AN UZI LOVER... #
- TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
- THIS IS INDICATIVE OF...
THIS IS SMART BOMB STEVEN.
THAT IS SUZANNA GEKKALOYS.
YOUR CHANCES WOULD BE IMPROVED
IF SOMEONE ON THE GROUND HAD ONE OF THESE.
ABSOLUTE LIES!
IT'S NONSENSE FROM BEGINNING TO END!
FINALLY, THE CAPITAL, WHICH IS LONDON.
WORSE THAN EVER, I'M AFRAID.
(NARRATOR) BRITAIN IS A NATION BUILT
ON THE VERY SCOWLING FACE OF ADVERSITY,
AS THE NEWS BROKE,
TRADING ROOMS WERE PLUNGED INTO CHAOS,
- ONE THING, THOUGH...
- BUY A PAPER!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL RIDE THE DERBY ON A COW...
WHICH WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME.