IN 1983, NO ONE DIED.

YOUR COMPLAINTS.

THEY SHOULD EACH ENTER
INTO AN EXPERIENCE OF PERSONAL SALVATION.

UNTIL THEN, THANKS FOR WATCHING.

YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS BITCH!

I... I COULDN'T HONESTLY SAY.

THAT QUOTE, " I DON'T LIKE IT,
BUT I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT"?

THIS IS "THE DAY TODAY". STILL TO COME -
CONTROVERSY OVER NEW TREASURY APPOINTMENT...

AND, TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, IT WAS HEADING
FOR A FIELD OF CHILDREN LOOKING FOR WORMS.

AMONG THE THOUSANDS OF PARENTS
FORKING OUT FOR THIS FLEXIBLE FOETUS

- (DISTANT) YES.
- WITH THAT IN MIND,

IN 1970 CAME THE "CRACKERS",

..AN ABSOLUTE (EXPLOSION) DISGRACE.

# GIRL BY THE WHIRLPOOL'S LOOKIN' FOR A NEW FOOL

CLAIMING, "IF IT'S GOT A BACKBONE, I'LL DO IT."

SCIENTISTS IN ALASKA HAVE FOUND A GAP
BETWEEN THE HORIZON AND THE EARTH.

"IT'S HENNETY'S FAULT."

ON THE AUSTRALIO-HONG KONG BORDER.

WE'RE LOOKING TODAY AT SOUL REVERSAL.
GOOD OR BAD THING?

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

THE BANK OF ENGLAND IS IN CHAOS
BECAUSE THE POUND HAS BEEN STOLEN.

TONIGHT, WE SEE A CUPFUL
OF THE THOUSANDS OF UNATTRACTIVE EVENTS

IT'S HIS BED, LET HIM LIE IN IT.

HE'S NOT GAY. WE WOULDN'T EMPLOY A HOMOSEXUAL.