- ACTUALLY, SLOWER CARS ARE MORE DANGEROUS.
- SO WE SHOULD GET RID OF THE SPEED LIMITS?

ALAN PARTRIDGE IS AT MARPLE FOR THE RACES.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING?

- CHRIS.
- THANKS, COLIN.

WHERE HE HOPES TO SPEND
MORE TIME CULTIVATING HIS HOBBIES.

AMERICA WILL WATCH THE PRESLEY STAND-IN
EAT HIS SIT-DOWN MEAL WITH A DIFFERENCE.

WELL, YOU'RE GAGGING FOR IT, CHRIS, SO HERE GOES.

ACTIVIST HARKON PEDDY
SAYS THIS IS JUST ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE

CAUSING VICTIMS TO WALK PAST
PLACES THEY INTEND TO STOP.

"THE DAY TODAY" -
AWARE THAT WHILE THE WORLD LOOKS ROUND,

YOU BLOODY COW!

ELECTRICITY WAS VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE,

..FOOTBALL MATCHES...

HAVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENCE?

THANK YOU.

STOP THE BULLYING. START TAKING CARE OF YOUR FLOCK.

# OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

- (MUFFLED) I LOVE YOU.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

HERE WE GO. OUR OLD FRIEND MR DRILL.

I SAID, "NO, I REALLY CAN'T." AND HE PUSHED ONE IN.

LESS THAN A MILE FROM WHERE I'M STANDING.

THE BBC IS DITCHING "THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS"

SHOW JUMPING. I MANAGED TO CATCH UP
WITH THE AUSTRALIAN DAZZLER KATRINA PARFITT

"I'M SO SORRY, " YELLS EXPLODING CLEANER...

HE'S GONE THAT WAY!