AND THEN THEY FINE THEM.
TO ROAST EVERYBODY WITH HIS POMPOSITY PISTOL.
BRICKS, AND...
HERE'S TED MAUL.
A FACT, ALONE AND TUMBLING THROUGH INFOSPACE.
NEWS JIFFYL
- YES.
- NO, YOU DON'T, PETER,
...TO MEET FAMILY AND CONSTITUENTS
AT HIS HOUSE IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE
THAT SEQUENCE WILL BE FEATURED
IN A FULL REPORT COMING UP NOW.
HELLO, CHRIS. HERE IN MOSCOW,
IT'S RUSSIA'S CHRONIC NUCLEAR WASTE PROBLEM
IF YOU'VE GOT A HISTORY BOOK, THROW IT OUT.
- TA-RA, STAN.
- TA-RA, YOU SHITTER.
THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THIS YEAR'S
WORLD CUP FINALS IN AMERICA
SO, LET'S GET IT INTO THE PRESENT, HUH?
I'VE GOT WITH ME A SOCCERMETER.
"ENVIROMATION", FROM ME, ROSY MAY.
AND BOUNCING ELEPHANTIASIS WOMAN
DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH.
- YES!
- IT'S 35 HUNDRED.
INCLUDING POP STAR GEORGE MICHAEL.
WE'VE PERSUADED THE ORIGINAL VICTIMS
TO FACE THAT ORDEAL AGAIN.
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
TENSION HERE IS VERY HIGH, CHRIS.
- HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU SPEND?
- ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
WELL, HOW CAN IT NOT? IT IS DAY-TO-DAY.