"ARISTOCRAT'S DUNG SAVES VILLAGE FROM FLOOD" -
IN THE "MAIL".

UM... THAT WAS AS MUCH AS I SAW, REALLY.

AND SAYS, "BOB, REMOVE THE STAIN."

(CHRIS) I'M OFF. AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.

(FAINT THUMPING)

WE WOULD HUM DURING HIS SERMON.

EUURGH... SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

OF MAKING IT TO LIVERPOOL STREET
BEFORE HE'S TORN TO PIECES.

AND CHEWS THEIR CHEEKS, AND HAS FREQUENT
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANIMALS,

- I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
- I'LL TELL YOU.

- THE LAW.
- TIGHTENING UP THE LAW. IS IT REQUIRED?

- WAR.
- WAR! GENTLEMEN, I'LL PUT YOU ON HOLD.

JUST A QUICK LOOK AT THE BETTING.

REPORTING FROM WESTMINSTER,
HELLWYN BALLARD REPORTS.

THE LAST-MINUTE EFFORTS OF TRANSPORT
SECRETARY JOHN MACGREGOR DID LITTLE TO HELP.

ONE BOMB'S GONE OFF IN HIS HAND,
BUT HE JUST SAYS, "I DIDN'T NEED IT, ANYWAY."

AS I SWILLED THE TOOTHPASTE
FROM MY MOUTH THIS MORNING,

AND WE CANNOT IMAGINE
A SOCIETY WITHOUT BREASTS. ET L

IN SUMMARY, THEN - AND THAT'S ALL THE WEATHER.

AND KEEPING AN EYE ON EVERYTHING,
AT THE NEWS PIPE, DOUGLAS TROX!

- STOP SHOUTING!
- IT MIGHT HAVE A BABY!

I... I COULDN'T HONESTLY SAY.

SHE MIGHT FIND HERSELF CONSIDERABLY BETTER OFF...

LET ME ASK YOU, WHEN YOU GO TO THE TOILET,