COMING UP - BOSNIAN OLD WOMAN...

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S JUST ABOVE YOUR RIGHT EYE.

TIGHTNESS TWO OR TIGHTNESS THREE?

A SPECIAL DEATH BOWL HAS BEEN INSTALLED
FOR THIS GRUESOME PRESLEY DEMISE.

THERE SHE IS. CAN YOU SEE HER AT THE TOP?

DR PHILIP YOHANSEN IS EUROPE'S
LEADING PRACTITIONER OF BILE CHANTING.

SECONDS AFTER MR MAJOR'S DEPARTURE,

YOU GOTTA KILL PEOPLE TO HAVE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE.

"THE DAY TODAY - THIS IS OUR WAR".
BANG AFTER BANG AFTER BANG AFTER BANG!

HE WAS VERY JOKEY AND JOLLY, AND I REMEMBER
A LITTLE SIGN BEHIND HIS HEAD -

THE 59-YEAR-OLD ELUDED CAPTURE
AFTER A LOW-SPEED CAR CHASE

LF, AS IN THE PAST, AUSTRALIA EXCEED
THEIR AGREEMENT, WHAT WILL YOU DO?

NATURALLY, IF THE LIMITS WERE EXCEEDED,
THIS WOULD BE MET WITH A FIRM LINE.

IN 1981, NO ONE DIED.

THAT'S THE NEWS WHERE IT'S GONE.
TIME NOW FOR SUKIE BAPSWENT.

UNSUSSED PIECE O' SHEET IN THE 'HOOD RIGHT NOW.

- SORRY?
- AND BANG ON.

NOW, DID YOU SPEAK
TO THE GERMAN FINANCE MINISTER?

MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS CALLED ME THIS MORNING

(AGONISED SCREAM)

A WEEK OF FOUL-TEMPERED DEBATE
ENDED THIS AFTERNOON

- OW!
- GOOD.

I COULDN'T TAKE SUCH A DECISION WITHOUT
REFERRING TO CHRIS PATTEN IN HONG KONG.

FINALLY, A WARNING TO SPEEDING MOTORISTS.