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FOOTBALL. THE LIVERPOOL VERSUS TANNERS MATCH
ENDED LAST NIGHT WITH DEFEAT FOR THE TANNERS.
ONE OF THEM NOW HOSPITALISED, BUT...
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
AND THE BACKSTREETS AS THEIR CHAIR.
THE HISTORIC WEIGHT TRIGGERS THE CURRENT
AND SEES BAXTER SKIP DESSERT.
WITHOUT IT, THEY SAY, THOUSANDS OF SUSPECTS
NOT THE FL! NO!
HE JUMPED TO CATCH THE BALL AND JUST KEPT GOING.
HE'S GOT HIS BON JOVI POSTERS,
SHARON STONE, THE RED SOX...
...DEATH METAL AND BELGIAN HOUSE.
BUT MANY ARE UNDERGOING RADICAL RESTRUCTURING
THROUGH THE WORK OF LESTER BECK.
AND HE SAID, " COME ON, PETER.
YOU CAN FIT ANOTHER ONE IN."
SEVEN MORE DOGS HAVE GONE OFF
IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES. EUGENE FRAXBY.
I THINK THIS VIOLATES THE HEALTH AND SOMETHING...
YEEEEESS!
YET OUR SCREENS ARE PLAGUED
WITH THE LIKES OF GAVIN ESLER,
AND BOUNCING ELEPHANTIASIS WOMAN
DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH.
THESE LONG SIGNPOSTS, ARE THE VENUES -
DALLAS, SAN FRANCISCO, LOS ANGELES AND SO ON.
- WHAT'S HE WANT NOW, EH?
- AH, MR EDDIE.
LATER TONIGHT ON BBC2, ANOTHER PROBING
INTERVIEW IN "THE DENTIST'S CHAIR".
SO, COULD YOU... HEY!
- ON THE FRONT LINE, D
- STANDING BY, DOUGLAS HURD.
I... I COULDN'T HONESTLY SAY.
SWIMMING. I, ER...