BUT BY THE LATE '8OS, GOVERNMENT CUTS
LEFT THE SERVICE WITH 37% LESS CASH.
YOU PERSUADED CELEBRITIES TO WASTE THEIR TIME?
WORKERS HAVE FINISHED COBBLING THAT,
SO THAT'S GREAT.
I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT 1945, BECAUSE
THAT WAS THE YEAR... THAT WAS MY HIBERNATION YEAR.
WHO UNDER BROADCASTING RESTRICTIONS
MUST INHALE HELIUM
IF YOU LOOK AT ME FROM ABOVE,
YOU CAN SEE THAT...THIS IS THE GROUP SYSTEM.
SCIENTISTS ARTIFICIALLY CREATED
NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES IN MICE.
THAT'S "THE DAY TODAY"...
THE MURDOCH PAPERS - " CRAZED WOLVES
IN STORE A BAD MISTAKE ADMIT MOTHERCARE".
TODAY, HE WAS SEEN
TO LEAVE HURRIEDLY AFTER JUST 17 MINUTES.
AH...
THERE'S THE HANGING. WELL DONE.
THEY'LL BE PLEASED WITH THAT.
# SAY OOPS UPSIDE... #
SINGING A SONG, A JOAN BAEZ PROTEST SONG.
BING-BANG! STICK IT IN!
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
BAXTER'S AN ELVIS FAN
AND TOMORROW HE DIES LIKE A KING.
# PANTY SMILE
- I'M THE, ER...
- ER!
BARBARA WINTERGREEN, CBN NEWS,
AT THE NATUS INSTITUTE, CALIFORNIA.
YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP WITH HER,
SHE SEES THE STAIN ON YOUR BODY
COMING UP - CONTROVERSY OVER NEW POLICE SHIRTS...
CAR DRIVES PAST WINDOW IN TOWN...
TWO MEN FIGHTING IN THE BARN THAT NIGHT,
"ARAFAT ABLAZE IN KEROSENE OYSTER HELL"
IN THE "TELEGRAPH".