COMING UP -
"WHY CAN'T I BE KING?"PLEADS PATTEN...

SHE'S WRESTED CONTROL AWAY FROM YOU
AND THE AGGRESSION'S TURNED AGAINST YOU.

THIS COUNTRY'S GOING TO BLOW UP IN ITS FACE.

THE AMERICAN SERIAL KILLER CHAPMAN BAXTER
IS TO BE EXECUTED TODAY BY HIS LAST VICTIM.

SHE CERTAINLY IS.
I PREFER SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE MYSELF.

YEAH, AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, HARRY...

LET ME SPEAK TO HIM. PUT YOUR EARPIECE
NEXT TO HIS HEAD AND STAND STILL.

NUCLEAR EXPERTS VISIT SCHOOLS
AND THE CHILDREN ARE TAUGHT SONGS

TO ROAST EVERYBODY WITH HIS POMPOSITY PISTOL.

FIRST ALAN PARTRIDGE
FOR THE DELAYED 6.3O AT MARPLE.

- (QUACKS)
- JUST SHUT IT, RIGHT?

MAN HAS FINALLY HARNESSED
THE COOLING POWER OF WORMS TO DRIVE A FRIDGE.

READ THIS COMPLAINT WHICH YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN.

CAN YOU SUM IT UP IN A SOUND?

MORE PROOF WAS PROVIDED BY THE OUT-OF- BODY
EXPERIENCE OF LESLIE SOURFRAT.

I'M NEVER TEMPTED
TO USE THE POOL MYSELF AT NIGHT,

THE HOME SECRETARY'S NEW METHODS FOR DEALING
WITH NOISE WERE INTRODUCED THIS WEEK

HOWEVER, A VERY STUPID AREA OF LOW PRESSURE
WILL BRING SOME HEAVY BREEZES LATER ON,

AND "THE NEW ZEALAND PRENDERGAST" -
"RUSSIA ELECTS COBWEB."

IT'LL BE IN THE POOL. GO AND LOOK FOR IT.

JOURNALIST DAVID MELLOR ADDED LITTLE OF INTEREST...

- # I KNEW THAT SHE'S A...
- # SHE'S AN UZI LOVER... #

THE M11 IS STILL VERY BUSY INDEED.

- WEAPONRY?
- NO, JUST YOUR BODY. THAT'S ALL...