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MR PATTEN, WHAT ABOUT A WAR NOW?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- BUT I THOUGHT YOU... YOU LOOK ABOUT 14!
- YES.
- NO, YOU DON'T, PETER,
(ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF
"I VOW TO THEE, MY COUNTRY")
ALTHOUGH CLEARLY HE HAS INVADED YOURS
AND IS A CONCERN.
- THAT'S RIGHT. I'M 33.
- YOU'RE 33?!
BUT DIVORCING AMERICANS
ARE CAUSING COURTROOM CHAOS
TIME FOR THE WEATHER WITH
SYLVESTER STUART ON THE WEATHER PINBALL.
FOUR MEN VANISH OVERNIGHT
FROM A READING POLICE CELL.
BUT WHETHER I ANSWERED HIM PROPERLY, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S IT. POLICE ARE STILL LOOKING
FOR THE ACTOR BURT REYNOLDS
THOSE IN THE AIR WILL ACTUALLY DIE AND END UP
LIKE THE RATATOUILLE AT THE CANTEENS
SO, LET'S GET IT INTO THE PRESENT, HUH?
THE MORTAR WAS TASTIER THAN THE ACTUAL BRICKS
A SPECIAL LINE IN GRIM ELVABILIA HAS GONE
ON SALE TO COMMEMORATE TOMORROW'S PAN FRY.
COMES SPEWING BACK OUT OF YOUR STUPID FACE...
BUT FOR MANY, LIKE TORY WHIP PETER
GOODWRIGHT, THE TIME FOR CALM WORDS IS OVER.
- (CHOKING) I CAN'T BREATHE!
- SHE'S WRESTED CONTROL...
ON "THE DAY TODAY" TONIGHT -
- MARIA?
- YEAH?
ADOPTING THE REGULATION HAIRCUT
AND ACTIVITY PROGRAMMES.
THIS IS COLIN PIPER BIDDING YOU GOODNIGHT.
GOODNIGHT.
# TO A TIDAL WAVE, YEAH
AND LOU REED WAS A SAINT.