LOVELYL THE JUDGES SURELY
WILL GIVE HIM HIGH MARKS FOR THAT.

(CHANTS)

THE NIGHT SKY OVER PARIS,

BECAUSE THEY REMOVED IT TO PLAY WITH
AT LUNCHTIME AND FORGOT TO PUT IT BACK.

# BURN, BABY, BURN

WELL, WHILST DRIVING LIKE SHE WAS
MAY BE BIG AND CLEVER ON THE RALLY TRACK,

WELL, YOU'D BETTER LOOK FOR IT.

ANYWAY, I THINK THAT NEXT YEAR,
I'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK.

YOU'VE GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOUR
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE.

DEVON AND CORNWALL SHOULD HAVE
HEAVY, PROLONGED SHOWERS,

THE HEADLINES TONIGHT -
FIST-HEADED MAN DESTROYS CHURCH...

SHE WAS THEN HANDCUFFED AND BROAD SELLOTAPE
TAPED ROUND HER ANKLES SO SHE COULDN'T WALK.

- GET OUT THE CAR!
- ROY, STOP IT!

- MARTIN SHEEN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU MAY PROCEED.

THE IRONY IS THAT WHILE PEOPLE
LIE AROUND LIKE THE DEAD,

- YOU KNOW I'M GAY?
- YEAH.

YOU'LL HAVE HEARD
ABOUT THE MOTORWAY PILE-UP THIS AFTERNOON.

LEAVE HER HAIR ALONE! I'VE TOL...

(SPEAK ITALIAN)

LOOK, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT...

MOOOOOOVE!

NOW FACT ME TILL I FARTL

HELICOPTERS - MACHINES WITH BLADES FOR CUTTING AIR.

DECIDED TO FORGET THEIR DIFFERENCES
AND TRY TO GET IT DOWN.