AND THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE AND BREATHE!

2OO VICARS ALL GOING, "MMMMMM..."

(CHRIS CONTINUES MUTTERING)

(REPORTER)
ANTHONY PONN IS CLUBROX'S OFFICE MANAGER.

SEVEN MORE DOGS HAVE GONE OFF
IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES. EUGENE FRAXBY.

AN OLD MAN STANDS NAKED
IN FRONT OF A MIRROR EATING SOUP.

TEXTBOOK. LOVELY. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, YOU KNOW?

JUST SOME LATE-NIGHT SOCCER RESULTS.
HERE THEY ARE F... FOR DIVISION TWO.

THE GAP, NINE MILES ACROSS,
WAS CAUSED BY RECENT STORMS

YOU SUPPORT THIS CAMPAIGN, THEN?

WHAT SINGLE LETTER, THE LETTER OF THE LAW?

- THIS FOOT...
- RIGHT.

THEY'RE ALTOGETHER A BETTER CLASS OF FAT LADY.

- (QUACKS)
- JUST SHUT IT, RIGHT?

COMING UP - CLINTON WELCOMED HOME
AFTER MACHINE-GUNNING 400 BUFFALO...

LET ME SPEAK TO HIM. PUT YOUR EARPIECE
NEXT TO HIS HEAD AND STAND STILL.

STAMPEDE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, LIKE.

- NO.
- AND WHAT WAS HIS REACTION?

IN FAVOUR OF A NEW SOAP OPERA, "THE BUREAU".

I'M BEING FELLATED
BY A YOUNG GIRL KNOWN AS A "GROUPIE".

THANKS, CHRIS.
WHOOPS OF DISMAY IN THE CITY TODAY, CHRIS,

THE AIRCRAFT WAS PERILOUSLY OUT OF CONTROL,

I'M NOT MADE O' MONEY,
SINCE EDDIE COPSIE'S BLOOMIN' LIDS.