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- SHOW ME YOUR NOTES.
- NO.
# PANTY SMILE
THE PRINCE HAS BEEN PREPARING
FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS
IT WAS VERY FRIENDLY, BUT ALL VERY BORING.
THEY IMMEDIATELY THINK OF THE SACRAMENTS
AND THE HOLY BLOOD OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
IN 198O, SOMEONE DIED.
LF, AS IN THE PAST, AUSTRALIA EXCEED
THEIR AGREEMENT, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
(CROAKS) JUSTICE.
- YOU TELL 'EM.
- THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY QUITE WET HERE. REALLY IS QUITE WET.
TWO COMMUTERS JUMPED HIM LIKE RAPTORS
AND THREW HIM ABOARD.
PULL DOWN THE BLINDS!
A CRASH HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR SEVERAL WEEKS.
SO FAR, IT'S INVOLVED 9,OOO VEHICLES,
LOOK LIKE YOU MEAN IT! LOOK DOWN AND SAY SORRY.
THERE'S A NOTE. IT'S FOR YOU.
LET'S GO BURN SOME RUBBER.
CAUSING A FLOW OF WASTE POUNDS
ACROSS INTERNATIONAL MEMBRANES.
THE AIR NOW IS THICK WITH WHAT THEY CALL HERE
THE "ELECTRIC CORNFLAKES".
BUT FOR MY MONEY, THE BEST PUNCHES
THIS SEASON WERE IN THE BOXING RING.
WHICH ARE RESPONDING TO STRONG DEMAND HERE.
LIKE JAGGED METAL PIERCING OLD FLESH.
- "J". IN RED, ON BLUE?
- YEAH.
BARBARA WINTERGREEN, CBN NEWS,
MILWAUKEE STATE PENITENTIARY.
MOST OMINOUSLY, THIS EVENING,
THE COMMUTERS WERE SEEN STRUGGLING WITH A SACK