"ARAFAT ABLAZE IN KEROSENE OYSTER HELL"
IN THE "TELEGRAPH".
- CAN YOU SHOW ME?
- WHAT? ON YOU?
AT FIRST, THE NATIVES WERE ABLE TO HAUL
IT HALFWAY BACK, BUT THEN THEY LOST GRIP.
IT'S BEEN KNOWN FOR YEARS THAT IT COULD HAPPEN,
BUT NO EMERGENCY MEASURES WERE EVER MADE.
THE "TELEGRAPH"
GO WITH, "SIMON RATTLE LOST IN CRESS."
THIS GUY...
FINALLY, THE GAY SEAS ARE THE CASPIAN
AND THE MEDITERRANEAN. SEE YOU THERE.
AND THEN REASSEMBLING IT IN A DIFFERENT ORDER.
AND WHATEVER NEXT IN "THE BUREAU",
THE SOAP OPERA THAT'S GOT THEM ALL IN A LATHER.
(VOICEOVER)... ZANGIEST FRUIT JUICE
YOU'VE EVER TASTED, THERE AIN'T NO...
WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE THREE WEEKS
OF NON-STOP ACTION,
"ARISTOCRAT'S DUNG SAVES VILLAGE FROM FLOOD" -
IN THE "MAIL".
WHILE WALKING HER BROTHER
ON WANDSWORTH COMMON.
LET ME ASK YOU, WHEN YOU GO TO THE TOILET,
THE M11 IS STILL VERY BUSY INDEED.
IF SHE JUST WANTS IT TO POP OUT LIKE...
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SOCCER, BUT I WAS
TOTALLY ABSORBED AND ENTERTAINED. GREAT.
- WHAT WILL THEY SAY?
- SIMPLY "JOHN MAJOR PUNCHED THE QUEEN."
TENNESSEE STATE PENITENTIARY.
FOR SOME, IT'S DEATH ROW,
IT'S NOSE-TO-TAIL COACHES, CARS, PEDESTRIANS,
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
ALL DOWN... RIGHT, FREE SWIM! FREE SWIM!
- I'D HAVE TOO MUCH IN THE TILL.
- JUST GIVE ME TWO TICKETS.
COMES SPEWING BACK OUT OF YOUR STUPID FACE...